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If you had purchased 1,000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would
now be worth 4.95; with HBOS, recently your 1,000 would have been worth
16.50; 1,000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than 5. 

But if you bought 1,000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all,
then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get
214. 

So- based on the above statistics the best current investment advice
is to drink heavily and re-cycle.


Have a good weekend.

Roger

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