O.K., Greig. I'll play along with you...
Everything you say is completely and absolutely correct. Your
interpretation of others' ideas and remarks is the only valid
interpretation. You are the most knowledgable, intelligent man on
this entire list, and you approach all people with an unbiased,
unsexist attitude. You are a model to us all....
Is this what you want to hear?
It is also my belief that you were a model for the Monty Python
character in "The Holy Grail" who continued to fight after all of his
limbs were cut off.