Ian and others of the Clan Ish:
As one who arrived at Glen Miller only recently, I am pleased to find the clan gathered. I have noted that there is no one yet who has requested the position of clan scoundrel. I believe I may be well qualified. I am of mixed and (at significant points) highly uncertain ancestry, with roots in both Scotland and Ireland.
I have an extensive resume qualifying me for the position of scoundrel, available to anyone on request of the same. I will only mention one small thing in advance: if, in any investigation of my merits you should find mention of a certain incident involving me, a judge, a pistol and a prostitute, know that this is only partially true.
I shall take up a temporary residence nearby and await your pleasure.