At 08:53 AM 7/12/96 UT, John Birtwhistle wrote:
>As a bystander I'm surprised you need a "Clan Kilt Inspector"
>Now if you dropped the "l" ...
>(or does that only work in English?)
Well John, as usual you are correct. But you see, much of the requisite
work of the Clan Kilt Inspector involves the inspection of kits. In fact,
the kit must be inspected to make certain the wearer is qualified to wear
Unfortunately our Kilt Inspector and her aids have suffered much trauma from
this onerous task. So many of the Macs have been discovered sadly lacking
in certain categories, that the women NicIsh have been severely traumatized.
(I mean, how DID this clan perpetuate itself? WHY did this clan perpatuate
Other questions keep exploding from one NicIsh after another such as, "What
in the world was THAT?" and "Doesn't everybody have at least ONE?" Some of
the poor souls suffer inspection flashbacks in the midst of simple daily
tasks such as making tea. When this happens, large quantities of hot water
are thrown about while the victim screams pathetically, "NO NO, not AGAIN!"
Others have also suffered insomnia, irritability, and irregularity. These
difficulties are enhanced by the lack of willingness on the part of the
MacIsh to take responsibility for inflicting this stress, attributing it
instead to PMS. (Filthy Sods!)
We, the traumatized but recovering sisters NicIsh agree.
Post MacIsh Syndrome!
Soberly and Sincerely,
Keeper of the Smelling Salts