[Samuel L. Clemens]
| Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi
| ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the
| maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
| Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev yosn
| a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
| he sounds like an english-speaking person who has just learned the
| indonesian language)* and adopted its wisdom :-) Sorry i can't spell
| these words his way, i spent years learning english and it's gonna be
| impossible unlearning it.
the original text is by Mark Twain. this is, I would believe, fairly
representative of his own dialect.