And while we're on the subject of Rob Roy: (for semi-historical
You may be a MacGregor if:
Your favourite cut of meat is on the hoof in Montrose's herd.
You've been told a bonnet is made of virgin wool and you ask to meet the
Your bowl of Campbells Soup has real Campbells in it.
You refer to a petting zoo as a brothel.
You'd rather look at a copy of the latest Museum Replicas catalogue than
Your eating utensils consist of two knives and a flask.
You think "Woolly Bully" is a Campbell love song.
You actually like haggis.
You take your claymore to the ATM, just in case.
You've actually bought a vehicle based on how many pikes it will hold.
You can set off metal detectors ten feet away.
Your spearmint gum is made from real spears.
Dressing for an occasion means wearing woad.
You refer to nudity as "being totally regimental"
You refer to anyone outside your clan as Sassanach.
All your weapons are named.
You have a choice between steel and usquebagh and you choose steel.
You have a choice between steel and usquebagh and you realise that with
enough steel you can get all the usquebagh you want.
You have a choice between steel and usquebah and you ask "There's a choice?"
The total value of your weapons collection exceeds the value of your vehicle
by more than 50%.