Gary Ingle writes:
> Theirinn Maois agus Iosa Criosd sios do'n talamh airson beagan goilf a
> chluiche aig Pebble Beach. Thug Iosa a chaman 5-iron a-mach agus bha
> e gus am balla a bhualadh suas do'n fhaiche air a cheud bhuille.
> "Cha bu choir dhutsa an 5-iron a chleachdadh air a cheud tee!" arsa
> Maois, ach fhreagair Iosa "Chunnaic mi Arnold Palmer fhein sin a
> dheanamh air a' mhachair seo", agus de a thachair ach chaidh a bhalla
> direach a-steach san fhairge.
Moses and JC were playing golf on Pebble Beach. JC took out a 5-iron
and tried to hit the ball straight to the green. "You shouldn't use
the 5-iron on the first tee!" said Moses, but Jesus replied" I saw
Arnold Palmer do it on this ground". The ball went straight into the
> "Gheibh mise do bhalla dhutsa" arsa Maois. Chaidh e a dh'ionnsaigh na
> fairge agus shin e a-mach a lamh os cionn nan uisgeachan, agus sgar
> na h-uisgeachan o cheile, agus thog esan am balla.
"I'll get your ball for you" said Moses.He went down to the sea,
stretched out his hand over the waters, and the waters parted and he
took out the ball.
> Chuir Iosa am balla air an tee agus thog e an 5-iron a-rithist. Arsa
> Maois, "Gu cinnteach chan fheuch thu sin a-rithist?" ach fhreagair
> Iosa: "Ma's urrainn d'Arnold, 's urrainn dhomsa" agus splais! chaidh am
> balla direach san uisge an dara h-uair.
Jesus put the ball on the tee and took out the 5-iron again. "You're
not going to do that again!" said Moses. "If Arnold can, I can",
replied Jesus and splash! the ball went into the water again.
> Chaidh Maois sios gu iomall na fairge uair eile agus shin e a lamh
> a-mach agus sgar na h-uisgeachan o cheile...
Moses went down to the edge of the sea again, and stretched out his
hand over the waters,and the waters parted...
> Dh'fheuch Iosa a bhuille an treas uair. Arsa Maois: "Chan fhaigh mi
> air ais e 'n uair seo; 's ann agadsa fhein a tha e!".
Jesus attempted the shot a third time. Said Moses "I won't get it for
you this time!"
> Agus siud e, Iosa a' coiseachd air an uisge, am balla air grunnd na
> mara agus esan a' coimhead a-nuas air fo imcheist...thainig dithis eile
> gus an tee...arsa fear diubh "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus
> Christ?". Fhreagair Maois gu crosta, "No! He thinks he's Arnold
So there they were, Jesus walking on the water, the ball on the bottom
of the sea, and him trying to hit it. Two other people came to the
tee. "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?", said one of them.
Moses answered crossly, "No! He thinks he's Arnold Palmer!".
Well I liked it!