On Wednesday, July 30, 2003, at 12:03 PM, Gunnar Swanson wrote:
> Children in North Carolina are forced to ride to school on barbecued
> pigs. Vinegar-based sauce is required.
You're right about the vinegar-based sauce (not that gauche
tomato-based phlegm they use in Memphasis or Techsis, or the
pineapple-and-guava gravy in California). But the pig rides the bus;
the children walk barefooted, wearing their coverhalls and straw hats.