Well, I would, but I'm a better swordsman than marksman, so I thought
I'd better stay with my weapon of choice if I go to battle a part-time
Hah! As if a claymore could touch me!
Bot for I wolde no were, my wedez ar softer.
Bot if žou be so bold as alle burnez tellen,
Žou wyl grant me godly že gomen žat I ask