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PARENTS OF 15 - YEAR OLD - FIND $71,000 CASH HIDDEN IN
Does this headline look familiar? Of course it does. You most likely =
seen this story recently featured on a major nightly news program (US=
And reported elsewhere in the world (including my neck of the woods =
New Zealand). His mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when
she came across a large brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried
beneath some clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old =
closet. Nothing could have prepared her for the shock she got when sh=
opened the bag and found it was full of cash. Five-dollar bills, twen=
fifties and hundreds - all neatly rubber-banded in labelled piles.
"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank", says
the 41-year-old woman, "There was over $71,000 dollars in that bag --
that's more than my husband earns in a year".
The woman immediately called her husband at the
car-dealership where he worked to tell him what she had discovered.He=
home right away and they drove together to the boys school and picked=
Little did they suspect that where the money came from was more shock=
actually finding it in the closet.
As it turns out, the boy had been sending out, via
E-mail, a type of "Report" to E-mail addresses that he obtained off t=
Internet. Everyday after school for the past 2 months, he had been do=
this right on his computer in his bedroom.
"I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what the
heck, I put my name on it like the instructions said and I started se=
out", says the clever 15-year-old.
The E-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained
instructions to send one $5 dollar bill to each person on the list, t=
the address at the top and move the others addresses Down , and final=
to add your name to the top of the list.
The letter goes on to state that you would receive
several thousand dollars in five-dollar bills within 2 weeks if you s=
the letter with your name at the top of the 5-address list. "I get ju=
E-mail all the time, and really did not think it was going to work", =
Within the first few days of sending out the E-mail,
the Post Office Box that his parents had gotten him for his video-gam=
magazine subscriptions began to fill up with not magazines, but envel=
containing $5 bills.
"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the post office and my b=
had 1 magazine and about 300 envelops stuffed in it. There was also a=
slip that said I had to go up to the [post office] counter.
I thought I was in trouble or something (laughs)". He goes on, "I wen=
to the counter and they had a whole box of more mail for me. I had to=
back home and empty out my backpack because I could not carry it all"=
Over the next few weeks, the boy continued sending out the E-mail."Th=
money just kept coming in and I just kept sorting it and stashing it =
closet, barely had time for my homework".He had also been riding his =
to several of the banks in his area and exchanging the $5 bills for t=
fifties and hundreds.
"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept riding to differ=
with like five thousand at a time in my backpack. I would usually tel=
l the lady
at the bank counter that my dad had sent me in to exchange the money]=
he was outside waiting for me.One time the lady gave me a really stra=
and told me that she would not be able to do it for me and my dad wou=
to come in and do it, but I just rode to the next bank down the stree=
Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be afraid.The report=
team examined and investigated the so-called "chain-letter" the boy w=
sending out and found that it was not a chain-letter at all.In fact, =
completely legal according to US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18,
Section 1302 and 1341, or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also=
code of federal regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which
state a product or service must be exchanged for money received.
Every five-dollar bill that he received contained a little note that =
"Please send me report number XYX".This simple note made the letter
legal because he was exchanging a service (A Report on how-to) for
a five-dollar fee.
[This is the end of the media release. If you would
like to understand how the system works and get your $71,000 - please
continue reading. What appears below is what the 15 year old was send=
on the net - YOU CAN USE IT TOO - just follow the simple instructions=
BE FINANCIALLY FREE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!! Before
you say "Bull", please read the following. This is the letter you
have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of
this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently
devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program described
below, to see if it really can make people money. The show also
investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their findings
proved once and for all that there are "absolutely NO Laws prohibitin=
the participation in the program and if people can follow the simple
instructions, they are bound to make some megabucks with only $25
out of pocket cost".
DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY &
RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY
WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
Note* follow the directons below, I had best results the second
time when i hired a bulk email service in addition to following the
In order for all of us to be successful, many, many emails must be
sent so that the returns are many. I have been extremely successful
using the following company. They send out the offers, and all
I do is accept money for reports, then I send back to the people as
soon as possible.
This is what one had to say: "Thanks to this profitable
opportunity. I was approached many times before but each
time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined just to
see what one could expect in return for the minimal effort
and money required. To my astonishment, I received total
$610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in".
Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
Here is another testimonial: "This program has been around
for a long time but I never believed in it. But one day when
I received this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25
on it. I followed the simple instructions and walaa ..... 3
weeks later the money started to come in. First month I
only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a
total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-
entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am
playing it again. The key to success in this program is to
follow the simple steps and NOT change anything."
More testimonials later but first,
=3D=3D3DPRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE =3D=3D3D
=3D=3D3D=3D3DOrder all 5 reports shown on the list below =3D=3D3D=
For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE
REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the
person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.
MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE
TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
=3D=3D3D When you place your order, make sure you order each of the =
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your compute=
Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 report=
these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they wil=
accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order th=
you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in =
something happens to your computer.
IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are
listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way=
than what is instructed below in step "1 through 6" or you will loose=
on majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, =
will also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember, this m=
has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work!!! People have tr=
put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get=
money. But it does not work this way. Believe us, we all have tried t=
be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything
other than what is instructed. Because if you do, it will not work fo=
Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this
advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person in
REPORT # 5. This person has made it through the cycle and is
no doubt counting their fortune.
2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT #5.
3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT #4.
4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT #3.
5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT #2
6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of
names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER
CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just in case if you
loose any data. To assist you with marketing your business
on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you
with invaluable marketing information which includes how to
send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free
classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary methods to
get this venture going:
METHOD #1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it
goes, and we will assume You and those involved send out
only 5,000e-mails each. Let's also assume that the mailing
receive only a 0.2% response (the response could be much
better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many people
will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only
5,000 each). Continuing with this example, you send out only
With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1.
Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each
for a total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2%
responded with orders. That equals 100 people responded and
ordered Report # 2.
Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders
for Report #3.
Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is
10,000 orders for Report #4.
Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total
of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to
that is 100,000 orders for Report #5. THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS
TIMES $5 EACH=3D$500,000.00 (half million).
Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 +2.....
$500 + 3.....$5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5.....
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE
WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT,
YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING
OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what
would happen if everyone or half or even one 4th of those
people mailed 100,000e-mails each or more? There are over
150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting.
Believe me, many people will do just that, and more!
METHOD #2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there
are hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of
free ads on the Internet will easily get a larger response.
We strongly suggest you start with Method #1 and add METHOD
#2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must
do is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always
provide same day service on all orders. This will guarantee
that the e-mail they send out with your name and address on
it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they
receive the report.
=3D=3D3D=3D3D=3D3D=3D3D=3D3D=3D3D=3D3DAVAILABLE REPORTS =3D=3D3D=3D3D=
ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always
send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT
accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in
at least 2 sheets of paper or aluminum foil. On one of those
sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report
you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and
PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
REPORT #1: The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net
Order Report #1 from:
Sunrise, FL 33345-1971
REPORT #2: The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net
Order Report #2 from:
353 Jonestown Rd
Winston-Salem, N. C. 27104
REPORT #3: Secret to Multilevel marketing on the Net
Order Report #3 from:
Mrs. Caroline Abee
113 Ervin Ave NE
Valdese, NC 28690-9601
REPORT #4: How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net
Order Report #4 from:
P. O. Box 31
Isle of Man
REPORT #5: How to send out 0ne Million emails for free
Order Report #5 From:
Gail R. Gitlitz
905 Belltown Rd.
Tellico Plns, Tn 37385
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
=3D=3D3D If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1
within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do. =3D=3D3D
After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that
you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT #2. If you
did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you
=3D=3D3D Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2,
YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for
you, and the cash will continue to roll in! THIS IS
IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on
the list, you are placed in front of a Different report.
You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report
people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE
INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE
PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can
generate from this business!!!
FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You
have just received information that can give you financial
freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A
LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the next
few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the
program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way.
It works exceedingly well as it is now.
Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you
have put your name and address in Report#1 and moved others
to #2 thru #5 as instructed above. One of the people you
send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your
name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the
more you send out the more potential customers you will
reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas,
information, materials and opportunity to become financially
independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
=3D=3D3D=3D3D=3D3D=3D3D=3D3D=3D3D=3D3D=3D3D=3D3D MORE TESTIMONIALS=
"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I
am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make
pretty good money. When I received this program I grumbled
to Jody about receiving "junk mail". I made fun of the whole
thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and
percentages involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work. Jody
totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later
she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her,
and was ready to lay the old "I told you so" on her when the
thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks
she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she
had received total $ 147,200.00....all cash! I was shocked.
I have joined Jody in her "hobby".
Mitchell Wolf, Chicago, Illinois
"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to
make up my mind to participate in this plan. But
conservative that I am, I decided that the initial
investment was so little that there was just no way that I
wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back".
"I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box
crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12
weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not
matter where people live. There simply isn't a better
investment with a faster return and so big".
Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
"I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later
I wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had
no idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait
until I was e-mailed again by someone else......11 months
passed then it luckily came again...... I did not delete
this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all
the money came within 22 weeks".
Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y
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