Am I to take this as an insult to my beard, or is it just an insult to
the photographer? If it is the first, you better start to ask your
frieds&family for subsidies, as you will have to pay my honour-price...
... who else will get his claymore from the woods ...
Well, if you're going to bring claymores into this, I'll have to dig out my
part-time war goddess robe! I would say I was insulting the photographer
(it is AWFULLY dark and shadowy), but I'm sure we'd all have more fun if I
insulted your BEARD!
looking for woad