>Three fonts walk into a bar. The barman, wiping a glass, shakes his
>head and says to them: "I'll have none of your type in here."
And then the tilde said "Believe it or not, it started out as a smear
on my butt."
And then the compositor said "Okay. Then get your serifs off the furniture."
And then she said "You're so Modern that your hairline is receding."
And then the psychiatrist said "You Oldstyle guys just have too much stress."
And then he said to the pirate "Buccaneer? Who could afford to use a
g around here?"
And then he said "One more type joke and we're kicking your s out of here."